Is this guy real?

Okay cool shift number one commenses. My throat kind of hurts, hopefully not from drinking the glass of coke already waiting for us apon our arrival. Anyways, after our summit of Franz we figured we would live in the lap of luxury (contrary to this instanse) and take the trans apline train through arthurs pass. It departed from greymouth, taking us through the scenic southern alps and to the east coast city of Christchurch. The 50 yr old couple across from us kept sneaking beers out of their bags when the workers werent looking and there was a guy dressed up like a 1940's train men, but it was pretty fun! When we arrived im Christchurch we remembered that we had no food, plans, maps or place to stay.. Bt after a welcoming hug from a drunk man sitting in a park, we quickly settled in. (but not with the drunk man lol)